A poodle and a collie are walking down the street when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend.
“My life is a mess,” he says.
“My owner is mean, my girlfriend’s having an affair with a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.”
“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist,” suggests the collie.
“I can’t,” says the poodle.
“I’m not allowed on the couch.”
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