A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date.
Finally, he arrived after midnight. “Were you worried, father?”
“Yes, I was really worried… I want to know how much did that date cost you…”
“It cost me only four euros!” “Hmm, it’s not that much.”
“I know father… But the girl didn’t have any more money…”
When an elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership, they found that the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful Lady.
“I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised the $75, 000 asking price,” said the old man.
“Yet I just heard you close the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady over there. You insisted there could be no discounts on this model,”
The grinning salesman replied: “Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and just look at her. How could I resist?”.
Just then the young woman approached the old folks and handed them the keys.
“There you go,” she said.
“I told you I could get this joker to drop the price.”
“See you later, grandpa.”
Goes to show….
Moral: Never mess with the elderly!
