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A Bear Is Chasing A Rabbit Through The Woods

One day a bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods when suddenly a magic stork flies down from the sky and calls the two of them over.

The stork says he’s seen them be aggressive to each other for weeks now and he’ll offer them both 3 wishes each if they stop.

The bear being greedy says

“I’m going first” so the stork says Ok and asks the bear his first wish.

“I want and big huge bear cock says the bear, so I can fuck the shit outta the other bears with my big bear cock”.

The stork waves his magic wand and gives the bear his Big huge bear cock.
He turns to the rabbit for his first wish.

“I want a motorcycle helmet” says the rabbit.

A little confused the stork says okay and waves his magic wand and gives the rabbit a motorcycle helmet. He turns to the bear and asks for his second wish.

“I want all the other bears in these woods to be turned to female he says, so I can f*ck them all with my big bear cock”.

The stork waves his magic wand and turns all the bears in the surrounding forest to female, he turns to the rabbit for his second wish..

“I want a motorcycle” says the rabbit.

Okay says the stork and waves his magic wand and gives the rabbit a motorcycle.

Then turns to the bear for his last wish.

“I want all the bears in the rest of the world to be female so I can f*ck them all with my big bear cock” says the bear.

So the stork waves his wand and turns all the bears in the world to female and the bear looks pleased.

So he asks the rabbit for his final wish.

The rabbit pauses for a second, puts on the helmet and climbs on the bike, starts it up and then he says

“I wish the Bear was gay”