A little Johnny walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling,
” If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,
” If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The Little Johnny goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid,
” What if your dad was gay and your mom was a post!tute?!”
The Littel Johnny smiles and says,
”I would be a bus driver!”
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