The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband…
“Buy me a surprise for my birthday!” she said. “Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one! ”Happy and excited she was counting down the days to her birthday.
And on the day she finally got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought Scroll down to know what was her birthday gift, It Was A Blue Colour Weight Machine…The poor guy is d3ad today and his wife’s in jail for his murder!
There was an expectant father who had spent quite some time waiting for the offspring to arrive – at his in-laws place.
He was absolutely positive that his wife was going to present him with a boy and wouldn`t hear of anything else.
As his leave balance had gone into the red, he told his father-in-law, “When my son comes, do not call up office and say that I have become a father of a boy. Then I`ll have to shell out a lot for parties, etc. Just tell me that the clock has arrived. This will be our code for the arrival of my son.”
The offspring does arrive one day, but it`s a daughter. The father-in-law now thinks, “If I tell him that the clock has not arrived, he`ll misunderstand that some thing has happened to the baby and come rushing over.”
So he sends the message, “The clock has arrived, ! but the pendulum is missing.”
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.
“May we see the new baby?” one asked.
“Not yet,” said the mother. “I’ll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.”
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, “May we see the new baby now?”
“No, not yet,” said the mother.
After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, “May we see the baby now?”
“No, not yet,” replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, “Well, when can we see the baby?”
“WHEN HE CRIES!” she told them.
“Why do we have to wait until he CRIES?”
“BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.?”
