Little Johnny is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents,
“How was I born?”
His mother awkwardly answers,
“The stork brought you.”
“Oh,” says Little Johnny.
“Well, how were you and Daddy born?”
“Um, well, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma.”
The Little Johnny begins his paper,
“This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.”
An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,
“Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!”
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:
“Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation, but I’ll take charge.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a 1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do”?
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him,
“Then you try again.”
