Days before Christmas, my husband Greg tossed a crumpled $50 bill at me.
“Here,” he said smugly. “Make a proper Christmas dinner. Don’t embarrass me in front of my family.”
I picked up the bill and stared at him, dumbfounded. “Greg, this won’t even cover a turkey, let alone a whole dinner for eight people.”
He shrugged, leaning casually against the fridge. “My mom ALWAYS managed. Be resourceful, Claire. If you’re not up for it – just say so. But I’ll have to tell my family not to expect much.”
I clenched my fists, but instead of snapping, I smiled sweetly. “Oh, don’t worry, Greg. I’ll make it work.”
For the next few days, I played the “dutiful wife” letting Greg think I was stretching that $50 to its absolute limit.
Every time he came into the kitchen, I’d casually mention clipping coupons or scouring sales, just to keep him off my trail.
He didn’t know that I was planning something far more extravagant.
I used my personal savings to prepare the most lavish Christmas dinner Greg’s family had ever seen.
However, this wasn’t about impressing his relatives, but about showing Greg that I wasn’t someone he could dismiss with a crumpled bill and a condescending comment.
By the end of the week, I had everything planned.
The menu was set, the decorations were on their way, and the catering team I’d secretly hired was ready. The house looked nothing short of magical.
Greg strolled into the dining room just as I was adjusting the last plate.
“Wow, Claire,” he said, clearly impressed. “I didn’t think you had it in you. Guess my $50 really worked wonders, huh?”
“Oh, just wait, Greg. Tonight’s going to be unforgettable,” I said. “I won’t embarrass you in front of your family.”
Soon, his family began to arrive.
His mother Linda was the first to step through the door, impeccably dressed and scanning the room with a critical eye. She walked into the dining room and froze.
“Claire,” she said. “This… this looks like it cost a fortune. You didn’t overspend, did you?”
Greg puffed up his chest and replied, “Not at all, Mom! Claire’s learning to be resourceful. Just like you taught me.”
Linda raised an eyebrow. Meanwhile, the rest of the family trickled in, and showered me with compliments.
“This is amazing,” Greg’s brother said, marveling at the spread. “How’d you pull this off?”
“Claire has a talent for making the impossible happen,” Greg said with a self-satisfied grin, clearly basking in the glory of my hard work.
Dinner went off without a hitch. Greg’s family couldn’t stop singing my praises.
But I wasn’t done yet.
When dessert time came, I brought out a triple-layer chocolate cake adorned with edible gold flakes, courtesy of the fanciest bakery in town. Everyone reached for their plates.
I stood up, holding my wine glass.
“Before we dig into dessert, I just want to say how much it means to Greg and me to host you all tonight,” I began.
Greg raised his glass in a mock toast, clearly relishing the spotlight.
“And,” I continued, “I have to give a special thank you to Greg. Without his generous contribution of $50, none of this would’ve been possible.”
The room fell silent.
“Fifty dollars?” Linda echoed.
“Oh yes,” I said sweetly. “When I asked about the budget for this dinner, Greg handed me a crumpled $50 bill and told me to ‘be resourceful.’ So I took that to heart.”
Greg’s brothers snickered. Meanwhile, his father shook his head and muttered, “Unbelievable.”
“Of course,” I added, “this dinner cost a little more than $50. About $750, actually. I used my personal savings to make sure everything was perfect since I wouldn’t want Greg’s family to feel embarrassed.”
Greg’s jaw dropped. Linda shot him a look of pure disappointment.
“Seven hundred and fifty dollars?” she repeated, her voice sharp. “Gregory, is this true? You handed Claire fifty dollars to feed all of us?”
“I… I thought she could handle it,” Greg stammered. “I didn’t mean—”
“Oh, he meant it,” I interjected smoothly. “Greg has this charming habit of throwing challenges my way. This one just happened to include a crumpled fifty and the expectation that I work miracles. Isn’t that just amazing?”
Greg’s face flushed a deep crimson.
“Claire, can I talk to you? In private,” he hissed.
“No need, Greg,” I said. “Let’s keep everything out in the open. After all, your family deserves to know how you treat your wife during the holidays.”
Linda shook her head in disapproval. “Gregory, I raised you better than this. How could you put Claire in such an impossible position? Honestly, I’m embarrassed for you. So embarrassed.”
Greg’s attempt to defend himself fell flat. “I… I just thought—”
“Don’t strain yourself, dear,” I interrupted. “You’ve made your thoughts about me and my capabilities perfectly clear. But since we’re all about transparency tonight, I have one more little surprise.”
I reached under the table and pulled out an envelope, sliding it across to Greg.
“What… what is this?” he stammered
“Oh, just a little Christmas gift I bought for myself,” I said brightly. “It’s a weekend spa retreat. Consider it my reward for pulling off this ‘lavish’ dinner on your generous budget.”
Greg’s brothers erupted into laughte. His father, normally a man of few words, muttered, “Serves you right.”
“You can handle the cleanup tonight, Greg,” I added. “Think of it as your contribution to this year’s Christmas.”
Linda didn’t say another word. She looked at Greg as though he’d personally let her down.
And that spa retreat? I’d already booked it for New Year’s weekend. Greg wouldn’t be joining me. Not this time, and not ever again if I could help it.