An old man was having breakfast at a diner when three bikers walked in.
The first biker puts out his cigarette in the old man’s pancakes.
The second biker spits out his toba**o in the old man’s coffee.
The third biker takes the entire meal and shoves it off the table.
The old man, without saying so much as a word, gets up, pays the waitress, and exits the diner.
The bikers laugh and sit at the old man’s table.
‘Not much of a man, was he?’ says one of the bikers.
‘Not much of a driver either,’ says the waitress.
‘That man just drove his 18-wheeler over three bikes.