Three old couples were having tea one fine day.
There were all chatting and whatnot when one of the men, trying to get a chuckle, said to his wife,
“Pass the honey, honey!”
Getting the chuckle he expected, he carried on.
A moment later, the second man said,
“Pass the sugar, sugar!”
This got a bit of a bigger laugh, so the third man, although not quite as clever or quick-witted as the other two, decided to join in the fun.
He waited for the perfect opportunity, cleared his throat and then confidently said,
“Pass the tea, bag!
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ”Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?
Bodybuilding movies and series, top rated first moviehaku clenbuterol for sale salvador ruiz ~ total bodybuilding.The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things.
1. The bartender is a blond girl who’s holding a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, “Well hell no, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
