Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Soon everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to him and said, “Don’t you know who I am? “The man replied, “Yep, sure do. ”Satan asked, “Aren’t you going to run? “Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man. Satan asked, “Why aren’t you afraid of me? “The man replied, “Been married to your sister for over 48 years.”
Two little boys walk into a drug store.
One is nine years old and the other is four.
The oldest boy grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out…
The cashier asks, “Oh, these must be for your mom?”
The boy replies, “Nope, not for my mom.”
The cashier says, “Well, they must be for your sister then.”
The boy replies, “Nope, not for my sister either.”
The cashier has now become curious, “Oh, not for your mom and not for your sister? Then who are they for?”
The boy replies, “They’re for my little brother.”
The cashier is surprised, “Your little brother?”
The boy explains, “Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike… ” “And my little brother can’t do either of those things.”
