A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves.
The husband says, “No chance love, they’re way too expensive. “Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and lower on to her thigh to her thigh.
She turns to him and says. “I don’t think so mate. If you’re not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell ain’t riding it!”
A Professor Produced An Experiment About The Evils Of Liquor But His Student Taught Him Another Lesson
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach a lesson about the evils of liquor for his 5th-grade class.
Therefore, he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
“Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water.
The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey.
It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
“Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?” the professor asked.
Johnny sitting in the back immediately raised his hand and wisely, responded,
“Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms.”
