Little Johnny was busy sleeping in the class when the lesson was going on. The teacher caught him and asked him.
Teacher: Why are you sleeping while I was teaching? You are not listening!
Little Johnny: Madam, your voice was so sweet, that’s why I slept off.
Teacher: Then why are others not sleeping?
Little Johnny: Because they are not listening.
Teacher: Ok, if you said you were listening, give me 10 examples of wild animals!
Little Johnny: Hahahahahaha, na this I can’t answer? Common ten examples of wild animals? Ma, the question is too cheap.
Teacher: Just answer it.
Little Johnny: Ok! Ten examples of wild animals are: 4 lions, 3 cobras, 2 tigers and 1 gorilla. Teacher fainted.
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Little Johnny: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Little Johnny: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Little Johnny: “Homework!”
The teacher put a question to the class:
“What does a cat have that no other animal
A number cried in unison:
“Fur!”
But an objector raised the point that bears and skunks have fur. One pupil raised an eager hand:
“I know, teacher–whiskers!”
But another objector laughed scornfully.
“Haw-haw! My papa has whiskers!”
The suggester of whiskers defended her idea by declaring:
“My papa ain’t got whiskers.”
“‘Cause he can’t!” the objector sneered. “Haw-haw! Your pa ain’t no good. My pa says—-“
The teacher rapped for order and repeated her question.
A little Johnny raised his hand, and at the teacher’s nod spoke timidly.
“Kittens!”
