A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife:
Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet. ”
Inspector: “What is her height? ”
Husband: “I never checked. ”
Inspector: “Slim or healthy?
”Husband: “Not slim, she can be healthy. ”
Inspector: “Colour of eyes. ”
Husband: “Never noticed. ”
Inspector: Colour of hair? ”
Husband: “It changes according to season. ”
Inspector: “What was she wearing? ”
Husband: “Not sure. It may have been a dress or maybe a suit. ”
Inspector: “Was she driving? ”
Husband: “Yes. ”
Inspector: “Tell me the type and colour of the car? ”
Husband: “A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0-litre V6 engine generating 333 horsepower teamed with an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It has full LED headlights, which use light-emitting diodes for all light functions. It has a very thin scratch on the front left door and then the husband started crying. ”
Inspector: “Don’t worry sir, we will find your car!”