A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the Morrisons store.

While he was waiting, he was approached by a man who asked him, “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”

The little boy replied, “Of course! Just go straight down this street and at the end turn to your right.”

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I am the new minister in town. I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I’ll show you how to get To Heaven.”

The little boy replied with a small laugh. “Awww, come on… you don’t even know how to get to the Post Office.”

LOL!!

Two Russian hunters meet.

“I shot a gigantic bear yesterday,” says Ivan. “Look at the hide!”

“How do you find such huge bears?” Sergei asks.

“Easy,” says Ivan. “You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot.”

Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages.

“Didn’t you follow my advice?” Ivan asks.

“Sure, I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled,” Sergei replies.

“And what came out?”

“The Trans-Siberian Express.”