Two couples decided to host a friendly dinner party one evening.

During the evening, Jim accidentally dropped his napkin under the table. When he bent down to pick it up, he couldn’t help but notice that Bob’s wife, Sue, wasn’t wearing any underwear under her dress. The shocking discovery left Jim flustered, and in his haste to sit back up, he bumped his head on the table, emerging red-faced and awkward.

Later, while Jim was helping himself to drinks in the kitchen, Sue walked in and, with a sly smile, asked, “Did you like what you saw under the table?”

Caught off guard, Jim hesitated but finally admitted, “Well… yes, I did.”

Sue leaned closer and whispered, “If you want it, it’ll cost you $500.”

Jim was stunned but intrigued. After a brief internal debate, he agreed to her proposition. Sue suggested he come by her house Friday afternoon since Bob would be at work.

When Friday rolled around, Jim arrived at Sue’s house at 2 p.m. sharp. After handing her the agreed $500, they went to the bedroom, and the “deal” was done. Jim quickly dressed, thanked Sue, and left.

That evening, when Bob came home, he casually asked Sue, “Did Jim stop by the house today?”

Sue’s heart skipped a beat, but she replied, “Why, yes, he did drop by for a little while.”

Bob nodded and asked, “Did he give you $500?”

Sue, trying to stay composed, answered, “Well… yes, he did.”

Bob grinned and said, “Perfect! He stopped by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he’d drop it off at the house today. Glad he kept his word!”

Now that is what you call playing the long game!

A wife goes on a trip for work.

When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her.

Furious, she questions her husband.

The husband says, “I have no idea where they came from I don’t do the laundry! “

So, the wife goes to the maid and questions her.

Indignant, the maid replies, “Madam, how should I know?

These panties don’t belong to me. I don’t even wear panties just ask your husband!”