Once, there was a boy named Johnny who was on a plane sitting next to a lovely woman. During their flight, the plane suddenly hit turbulence and started to drop quickly. The pilot announced that they were in serious trouble, and everyone got very scared.
But Johnny, surprisingly calm, turned to the woman next to him. He told her he had never kissed anyone and, thinking they might not survive, asked if she would be his first kiss. The woman, touched by his request, kissed him, giving Johnny a memorable moment during a scary time.
Then, Johnny asked if he could also know what it felt like to touch a woman’s breast, saying he’d hate to miss out on the experience if they were about to die. The woman, seeing his honesty, agreed to let him, trying to bring some light to the dark situation they thought they were in.But then, the plane stabilized and safely landed.
Everyone was relieved and grateful, especially to the pilot for saving them. As passengers were thanking the pilot, the woman wanted to express her gratitude too. That’s when Johnny shouted, asking the pilot, who was his dad, to make the scary part last longer next time. While starting off with fear, turns into a funny and unexpected tale about a boy, his unusual requests, and a surprising reveal at the end.
It reminds us that even in moments of fear, there can be lightness and laughter. And sometimes, the memories we make in these times are the ones we remember the most. So, the next time you’re on a plane, remember Johnny’s story and keep an eye out for the unexpected moments that might just make you smile.
A boy, his father and his mother are having dinner.
But the boy doesn’t want to eat his broccoli.
– Eat your broccoli! – says the mother.
– No! – exclaims the boy.
The father then leans toward the boy and whispers something in his ear.
The boy quickly eats his broccoli and goes into his room.
– What did you tell him?
– I told him that if he didn’t eat his broccoli, his d!ck wouldn’t grow.
The woman then stands up and slaps the man as hard as she can.
– What was that for? – he asks, confused.
– FOR NOT EATING YOUR BROCCOLI WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD!
