A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves.
The husband says,
“No chance love, they’re way too expensive. “
Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and lower on to her thigh to her thigh.
She turns to him and says.
“I don’t think so mate. If you’re not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell ain’t riding it!”
A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.
She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.
“Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager,
” but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?”
“Well,” he replies pointing out one brand,
” this is as soft as a baby’s kiss. It’s $1.50 per roll.”
He grabs another and says,
“This is nice and soft as a bunny, strong but gentle, and it’s $1.00 a roll.”
Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her,
“We call that our No Name brand, and it’s 20 cents per roll.”
“Give me the No Name,” she says.
She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says,
“Hey! I’ve got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne.”
“Why?” he asks.
“Because it’s rough, it’s tough and it doesn’t take crap off anybody!”
