An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar,
So one night he took her along with him.
“What’ll you have?” he asked.“Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied.
So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
“Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered.
“l don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”
“Well, there you go,” cried the husband.
“And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”
A school hired a new Spanish teacher fresh out of college.
On the teacher’s first day, the principal decides to sit in her class to observe.
He sits down next to Little Johnny.
As the class progresses, the teacher writes a sentence in Spanish on the board.
Suddenly, she drops the chalk on the floor and bends down to pick it up.
When she straightens back up, she asks the class to translate the sentence she just wrote.
Little Johnny raises his hand and says,
“If the skirt was a bit shorter, I’d hit it.”
Naturally flustered, the teacher yells out,
“Johnny! That is disgusting and very rude! Get out of my class right now!”
As Little Johnny is packing his things, he hits the principal on the head with his Spanish textbook and says.
“And you Mister, if you don’t know sh!t, keep your d@mn mouth shut!”
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