Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.

“Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it’s time you quit spending all your time out here in the garage and you probably should just consider selling all your cars. Tom gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?” consider selling all your cars.

Tom gets this horrified look on his face. She says, “Darling, what’s wrong? “There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex wife.””Ex-wife!”, she screams, “YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!” Tom’s reply: “I wasn’t”.

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A Teacher Asks A Question About The Human Body And One Student’s Response Is Hilarious.

A teacher asked her 6th grade class: “Who can tell me, which human organ becomes 10 times bigger when it’s stimulated?”

Maria stood up, bright red and angry, and said “How can you ask such a question? I’m telling my parents and they’re going to get you fired!”

The teacher was shocked by the outburst, but decided to ignore it. She asked the class again, “Who can tell me, which human organ becomes 10 times bigger when it’s stimulated?”

This time Thomas responded, “The answer is the iris in the human eye.”

“Very good, Thomas. Thank you,” replied the teacher who then turned her gaze on Maria.

“Maria, I need to tell you three things. First, you obviously have not done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, I fear that one day you will be very, very disappointed.”