One day a lady goes to her parish priest and says to him,
“Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” the priest asked.
The woman said embarrassingly: “they say, ‘Hi, we’re pr0stitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'”.
“That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed, “I can see why you are embarrassed.”
Thinking a minute, the priest said, “You know, I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. I’m sure your parrots will stop saying that… that phrase in no time.”
“Thank you,” the lady replied, “this may very well be the solution.”
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest’s house. When he ushered her in, she saw his two male parrots were inside their cage, clutching their rosary beads and praying.
She was impressed and walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out in unison
“Hi, we’re pr0stitutes. Do you want to have some fun?”
There was a stunned silence.
Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and said,
“Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!”
