One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.
He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then do wn the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. “Why are you stopping darling?” she whispered. He whispered back, ” I found the remote!”
The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica, “What part of the human body increases to ten times its normal size when excited?”
“That’s disgusting!” Jessica responds. “I don’t have to answer that question!”
So the teacher asks Jamie, who responds: “That’s easy… the pupil of the eye.”
“That’s correct, Jamie. Very good!” The teacher says.
Then turning to Jessica, she announces: “I have three things to say to you, young lady… First, you didn’t do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you’re in for a big disappointment!”
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Teacher Accidentally Shows Too Much Skin to the Wrong Student
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th-grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, “What’s so funny, Pat?”
“I just saw one of your garters!”.
“Get out of my classroom,” she yells, I don’t want to see you for three days!”
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly, there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, “What’s so funny, Billy?”
“I just saw both of your garters!”
Again, she yells, “Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don’t want to see you for three weeks!”
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time, there is a burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly tur4ns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
“Where do you think you’re going,” she asks.
“From what I just saw, my school days are over!”
