People Were Feeling Sorry For This Couple, But What They Did Next Shocked Everyone. An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one pile in front of his wife.
He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them. As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them keep looking over and whispering “That poor old couple – all they can afford is one meal for the two of them. “As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man replies that they’re just fine – they’re just used to sharing everything. The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman says “No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything. “As the old man finishes and was wipes his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again comes over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asks “May I ask what is it you are waiting for? “The old woman answers… “THE TEETH.”
A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy walk into a bar.
All three sit at the bar and begin drinking heavily, clearly distressed.
The bartender asks them what their troubles are.
The Cowboy takes a shot, then says
“My horse got loose, ran into traffic, and got hit by a semi-truck carrying gasoline. Cause a whole big explosion and blew my poor horse to bits.”
The spider nods sympathetically.
“I just lost my husband in that same fire.
The driver found him, freaked out, and crashed trying to squash my dear hubby.”
The bartender is in shock, but finally asks the dinosaur his story.
The dinosaur sniffed, took a sip from his straw, and said
“My whole family was on that truck”
