Cowboy chili, A cowboy walks into a seedy old café in Wyoming. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of meaty chili.
After a few minutes of just watching him staring at the chili, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke.
“If you ain’t gonna eat that, mind if I do? “The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, “Nah, you go ahead.”
“Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too.”
Johnny Is Sitting In Class.
Little Johnny is sitting in class one day, and the teacher is going to go over agricultural stuff, like farms, and whatnot.
So she asks the class how does a farmer tell the weather on his farm, nobody seems to know, except of course, little johnny, who’s frantically waving his hand with the answer, so she decides to let him try to answer the question.
Little Johnny says: the farmer uses a weather vane to tell the weather!”
ok, that wasn’t so bad, so the teacher then asks the class what kind of animal is the weather vane?
again no one but little Johnny seems to know the answer.
Reluctantly she lets him answer.
Little Johnny says with a big smile on his face: “why teacher, it’s a cock!”,
well the teacher sighs to herself well after all it is.
So next the teacher asks the class:
” can anyone tell me why does the farmer use a cock on the barn as a weather vane?”
Of course, the same dumb blank look on all of the kid’s faces, except of course, for little Johnny,
again she reluctantly allows him to answer the question, knowing she’s probably not gonna like the way he phrases it.
Little Johnny stands up in front of the whole class and sez with a really big grin on his face:
“It’s a cock, cuz as everyone knows if it were a c*nt, the f*cken wind would just blow right thru it!”
