An uneducated father with his educated son went on a camping trip.
They set-up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, the father woke up his son.
Father: Look up to the sky and tell me what you see.
Son I see millions of stars.
Father: And what does that tell you?
Son: Astronomically, it tells that you?
Son: Astronomically, it tells that there are millions of galaxies and planets. Father slaps the son hard and says- “Idiot, someone has stolen our tent”
MORAL: Too much education can spoil our common sense.
A father wanted to speak to his wife so he called home. His daughter received the call and what follows next is super funny.
A father wanted to speak to his wife so he called home. His daughter received the call and says “Hello?”
The father says “Hi, sweety, where’s your mother?”
The daughter says “Oh, daddy, mom’s upstairs with Uncle John.”
The father says “But we don’t have any relatives named ‘Uncle John,’ Sweety, what’s your mom doing upstairs with Uncle John?”
The daughter says “Oh, I don’t know daddy.”
The father says “Ok, sweety, I want you to go up and knock on the door, and then tell your mom, daddy has come from the office.”
The daughter says “Ok daddy.”
The daughter rushes downstairs and says to the father “Daddy, on listening to this, mom was shocked and started running here and there and then fell down the stairs and now she’s not responding.”
The father says “And what about Uncle John?”
The daughter says “Uncle John jumped out of the window and fell into the swimming pool. Oh, but you cleaned the pool two days ago, so on falling into the pool, Uncle John died.”
The father says “But sweety we don’t have a pool.”
Then the father says “Is this 566663338?”
The girl says “No this is 25599988.”
The man says “Sorry kid, I got the wrong number!!!”
And cut the call.
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