A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand… Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher’s widow said to the hired hand, “You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.” The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o’clock came, however, and he didn’t return. Two o’clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher’s widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.. “Unbutton my blouse and take it off,” she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. “Now take off my boots. ”He did as she asked, ever so slowly.. “Now take off my socks. ”He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. “Now take off my skirt.” He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. “Now take off my bra..” Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, “If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you’re fired.”
A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch.
However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said, “A swan will not be friends with a pig.”
“Then I shall fly on,” answered the student with a smile.
The teacher was clearly angry by the cheeky response and decided to do everything in his power to fail the student.
On the oral exam, he asked the student the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers to everything.
Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question, ‘You’re walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you choose?’
‘The gold.’ the student answered.
“Unfortunately, I don’t agree. I would choose cleverness because that is more important than money. ‘
“Everyone would choose what they don’t have.” said the student.
The teacher turns red, and he’s so angry he writes “a$s” on the student’s paper.
The student leaves without looking at the paper.
However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper, and says, “Excuse me, sir, you signed my paper, but you forgot to give me my grade!’
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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Teacher Addresses A Student.
The teacher addresses a student and asks him:
“How many kidneys do we have?”
“Four!,” The backbencher student responds.
“Four? Haha.”
The teacher was one of those who took pleasure in picking on his students’ mistakes and demoralizing them.
“Bring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room,” the teacher orders a frontbencher.”
“And for me a coffee!”, the backbencher student added.
The teacher was angry and kicked the student out of the room.
Leaving the class, the student still had the audacity to correct the furious teacher: “You asked me how many kidneys‘ we have.”
“We have four: two of mine and two of yours. ‘We have’ is an expression used for the plural. Enjoy the grass.”
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