A WET SUIT man was marooned on a desert island. One day a beautiful woman arrives in a wet suit.
‘When did you last have a smoke?’ she asks.
‘Five years ago.’ So she gets out a cigar and he smokes it.
She unzips her wet suit a bit and says, ‘When did you last have a drink?’
He said, ‘Five years ago.’ So she gets out a bottle of Scotch and he has a drink.
Then she unzips her wet suit a bit more and says, ‘And when was the last time you played around?’
He looks at her in amazement and says: ‘You’re not telling me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there?’
